Scene 1: Fucking hell! I enter my room expecting to feel the sweet warmth of my radiator engulfing my freezing body but Alas!Something is wrong here...I try to get some hot water from the tap but something really WRONG here!!Hmmm...Aha, I see it happening again, our old boiler playing tricks with our nerves when outside it is minus 1!Scene 2: Kitchen. Plates are piling up on the table, releasing mysterious smells in the air which I do not want to get into. At the back, on the working surface, my greatest enemy: the big currie pan!! Man, I am telling you, this smell beats them all!! (especially if you combine it with other spices as well). I am never gonna get over this trauma... I see myself in a geriatric clinic after X years nauseating at the view of a rice n curry plate that the Indian next bed finds eally succulent and savours with a voracious appetite....I have this inept desire to smoke my lungs off so as to combat that threatening smell, but then I realise I have run out of papers.
Scene 3: Room. Night. Workaholic Phd student struggling to work out a research proposal. However, here comes the rythmic bumb-bang from next door as always! Honey, get a life! There is no way that you lose weight at 1am!!
Combat music: Mylene Farmer, Fuck Them All. Fade out.
8 comments:
It's all good. In a few months we're moving to the good life...!
Oh yes!!Thank God!Gowar here we come :)))
Τελικά τι έγινε; Το έφτιαξαν το καλοριφέρ;
Για να απαντάω ακόμα ναι ευτυχώς! (αλλιώς ή θα είχα παγώσει, ή θα είχα μεταναστεύσει!!!):P
yes, but nobody said anything about the song!!!!! so here i am to highlight once again the female heroine of my times!!! as she says:
Fuck them all
Faites l'amour nous la guerre
Nos vices à l'envers
Proud and soul
Faites l'amour dans le texte
Le sens et le sexe
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I was waiting for you to highlight it mon amour!:)
I could have been worse... :)
1. the boiler off the whole WE
2. in the kitchen a curry marathon party with 200 people in line.
3. she just bought tap-dancing shoes !!!!
hi hi hi
but right FTA !! :)
I think her ulterior motive is to go along the lines of the saying: "if all the chinese jumped at the same time they would open a huge hole and sink everything." I hope not ALL the Chinese in Egham stick to this plan!We will soon be found underground.... :S
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